welcometothesoundofprettyodd:

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

I’LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET 

ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA 

mjolkk:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

Knowing that I weigh almost 160lbs makes me want to die.

worthyourwhale:

kendall-schmidt-happens:

CHECK MY SPANISH

This song, bro. I love this song. & its a problem because its ridiculous, but i love it. & i feel like its so appropriate for the end of senior year. 

& also the chorus is constantly stuck in my head & its so cute. 

BEST FRIENDS, YOU ARE MY FUCKING BEST FRIENDS

SERIOUSLY, ITS LIKE THE BEST NIGHT EVERRRRRRRRRR. 

“He said what??! Oh my god no he didn’t!” 

“Oh yeah he did!”

Based on how many fucking gifs they reblog…